Shalln’t write too much. Don’t want to get too ahead of myself.
Today, someone told me that their friend broke both his elbows. It was in response to my explaining how I once very skilfully and impressively broke both of my feet simultaneously. Weird thing to get competitive about, but okay.
I asked how he did it. My opponent responded, “He’s a raft guy”. I heard “He's a rap god” and thought she meant he broke his elbows from too much sick DJing. I was wrong.